Compassion fatigue

Attention deplete

Can barely finish reading a caption before

The Dull after

Vulnerability hangover,

meme meme makeover

Dog pee, desperate plea

Quiz to Tell if You’re Cheugy

Tips to Flee the Back of a Trunk

Stats to trash masks

Get-a-life hacks

Rates hike, worker’s strike

Cross picket line for teletherapy

on amazon prime

Ego death chronicled in real time

(Oh don’t tell me you’re taking all this seriously?)

Screen cracks clean

The need to be seen

The pharmacology of likes

Medical bill spikes

Baby on board,

Booty on billboard,

Reasons You’ve Been Doing It Wrong

or else Ads for BetterHelp

Memoir of a Judgmental bot

Your screen time is up

Your empathy is down

Which app rots your brain least?

RIP to Ask Jeeves

Resurrect your flip phone for style

Will you stay with me awhile? In the quiet?

Lower brightness and make a circus under covers? Tea party underwater?

Can't satisfy the fear of being alone with a pet drone